● stockout.studio — SECURE SHELL — CH.SCRUMBAG · 00:00
// SITE SURVEY — EDGE OF THE FEED

SCRUMBAG CORP HQ.

Eight floors bolted to a sheer cliff over the void. The elevator only goes down.

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// EMPLOYEE ONBOARDING

YOU ARE A CURSOR.
THE FEED IS HUNGRY.

A horde-survival bullet-heaven about clicking your way out of corporate-tech hell.

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PLAY THE ALPHA ▸ WISHLIST ON STEAM ▸

Alpha build is live — free, in your browser, no download. Bugs included; that's the job.

Cursor employment is at-will and ends in HR Termination.

// THE LOOP
GENREhorde-survival auto-combat roguelike
ROLEindividual contributor (you)
TENURE30:00 max, then offboarded

Survive the swarm, draw level-up cards, evolve your tooling. The Feed will not ship. You will not be promoted. This is by design.

HORDE-SURVIVAL · BULLET-HEAVEN · AUTO-BATTLER ROGUELIKE · DEATH BY EMAIL
// THE ROSTER

PICK YOUR ARCHETYPE.

The roster is the comedy. Seventeen cursors, each a different way to be online. Here are a few of them.

THE USER

Hasn't opted out of anything.Default settings. Default everything.
REGION: NA-EAST · UNINSTALLS: 0

THE LURKER

Compiled their own kernel just to avoid ads.Reads every thread. Posts in none.
KERNEL: 6.6.0 · POSTS: 14,402

THE DOOMSCROLLER

Eighteen hours of screen time. Says it feels like four.Refreshed the feed. Refreshed the feed. Refreshed the feed.
SCREEN TIME: 18.3 hrs · UNREAD: 9999+

THE COMPLIANCE OFFICER

Has read every Terms of Service. Yes, all of them.Filed the addendum to the addendum.
STATUTES READ: 14,022 · BANNERS DISMISSED: 0

THE GHOST

Read 7:42 PM. Replied never.Typing... Typing... Stopped typing.
LAST SEEN: 3h AGO · DRAFTS: 47

THE PROVOCATEUR

The post is bad. The numbers are good.Was correct. Got banned anyway.
REPLIES: 38K · RATIO: -981

THE ON-CALL

Pager went off at 3:14am. East-one again.Sev-1. Sev-1. Sev-1. Coffee.
REGION: EAST-ONE · COFFEE: 6

THE HUSTLER

Side hustle, main hustle, sleep hustle.Quitting their day job to monetize their morning routine.
CONNECTIONS: 4,288 · OPEN TO WORK
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pending background check
+ 9 more on the roster
// SURVEILLANCE — THE FLOOR

ACTUAL FOOTAGE.

Recovered from the 6.23.2026 build. The Feed is already this hungry — and it's still in development. watch the full clip on X ▸

● REC SCRUMBAG gameplay: the cursor swarmed by a wall of enemies
THE SWARMEngagement is up. Indefinitely. · WAVE 04
● REC SCRUMBAG level-up draft: Standing Desk, Engagement Farming, Email Newsletter
THE MARKETPLACE OF IDEASDraw your upgrades. None of them are a raise.
● REC SCRUMBAG late game: 512 kills, damage numbers across the screen
PEAK PRODUCTIVITY512 tickets closed. Still not promoted.
● REC SCRUMBAG combat: the cursor firing into a crowd of enemies
THE DAILY STANDUPEveryone showed up. All of them.

Seen enough? Clock in — it's free and runs in your browser.

PLAY THE ALPHA ▸
// PLAYTEST — ALPHA SHIFT OPEN

WE NEED WARM BODIES.

The alpha is live and playable free in your browser — no download, no install, just click and bleed. It's rough on purpose. Clock in, survive a shift, and tell us where it breaks. Every report shapes the build.

PLAY THE ALPHA ▸

// BROADCAST RIGHTS — PRE-CLEARED

Streamers & video creators: SCRUMBAG is green-lit for content, monetization included — no permission needed, alpha footage welcome. Clip it, break it, roast it.

Tag @stockoutio and we'll boost you. Collabs / creator keys: stockoutgames@pm.me

// THE FEED — TRANSMISSIONS

THE FEED NEVER STOPS.

Transmissions from every division — SCRUMBAG's corporate hell and the POTATO QUEST skunkworks. New drops every week on YouTube and TikTok. Keep scrolling — you always do.

CH.POTATO
the potato has been delivered — but at what cost
CH.POTATO
potato quest — every asset, one blender timelapse
CH.SCRUMBAG
his dot has been green for 141 days — he quit on day 3
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a captcha asked my cursor to select all cursors
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i was on mute the whole meeting — it says i volunteered
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i deleted production and it asked for my last words
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deploying to production at 4:59 on a friday
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getting paged at 3 in the morning
// SUBSIDIARY SPOTLIGHT — ROOT VEGETABLE DIVISION

POTATO QUEST.

The skunkworks project: every asset modeled by Claude in Blender, Alpha 0.0.1 already on the bench. Not public yet — watch the trailer, then heckle the live alpha demo ▸

PLAY THE ALPHA ▸